6 thoughts on “Contact Me”

  1. Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what’ve you got?
    Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam…
    Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
    Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.
    Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
    Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
    Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
    Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)
    Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
    Waitress: Urgghh!
    Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
    Wife: I don’t like spam!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
    Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
    Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
    Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
    Vikings: (Singing elaborately…) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    (Monty Python Skit – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)

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      1. Monty python skits are great. I could list a 100 of them that I love.

        They have all the faulty towers on youtube, and they were awesome, too.

        Cheers!

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