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vozey says:

July 31, 2013 at 12:16

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam…
Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don’t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately…) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

(Monty Python Skit – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE)

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1. theauthorrwfoster says:
  
  July 31, 2013 at 19:33
  
  lmao. That was completely random. And awesome. I figured that’s what it was about halfway through. I’ve never seen it, but I intend to.
  
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  1. vozey says:
    
    July 31, 2013 at 20:13
    
    Monty python skits are great. I could list a 100 of them that I love.
    
    They have all the faulty towers on youtube, and they were awesome, too.
    
    Cheers!
    
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    1. theauthorrwfoster says:
      
      August 1, 2013 at 18:39
      
      I ,em>love Fawlty Towers!
      
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vozey says:

July 31, 2013 at 20:16

I hate that you can’t edit a post…

They are awesomer* — faulty towers are absolutely hilarious.

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1. theauthorrwfoster says:
  
  August 1, 2013 at 18:40
  
  Indeed. I’m looking into who I might implement “Diqus” on here, but haven’t found a way, yet.
  
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